Pn Chualicious...MUST READ!!!

In high school, we had a very dedicated Add Math teacher named Pn Chuah, so we wrote a song for her.... I hope everyone will not find this offensive as it was written not to offend her or anybody.. but more to remember her as our fav Add Math teacher.... :D.. Pn Chuah, we dedicate this to you...
Just follow the beat of Fergalicious with the new and improved lyrics written by a few of the students in 5 Setia 2007....
Just abit of history, the idea came up when Shobs and I were in class listening to her teaching permutation and combination.. ahahah SING ALONG!!!

From left: Farah Chang, Pn Chuah and Pei Yee

Pn Chuah Lyrics
“Pn Chuahlicious”

Plus, Minus Divide, Substract

Listen up ya’ll, ‘cause this is it
The beat that I’m bangin’ is delicious

[Verse 1]
Pn Chuahlicious definition makes the class go loco,
I love to teach add maths, but then they just don’t want to learn it
You can ask me, I can teach it
It ain’t easy, but I like it,
So just come to me and ask me, cause that is what I do.

[Hook 1]
Pn Chuahlicious,
But I ain’t promiscuous,
And if you were suspicious,
All the maths is fictitious,
I love numbers (mwwwaahhh),
That put them boys on rock, rock,
And they be lining down the block just to learn what I teach.

[Chorus]
So confusing (it’s hard, hard)
So confusing (I make them think up to the top)
So confusing (they wanna learn of what I teach)
Pn Chuahlicious (ch-ch-ch-chuah, chuah, chuah, chuah)



[Verse 2]
Permutation com-,
Permutation com-,
Permutation com- [“com” is echoing],
Permutation combination makes my class go crazy,
They try to understand it, but even I don’t get it,
I’m the P to the N to the C-H-U-A-H
And can nobody teach Add Maths just like me

[Hook 2]
I’m Pn Chuahlicious,
My hair stays vicious,
I’ll be in the saloon,
Just working on my curls,
They’re my witness,
I put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to learn what I teach.

[Chorus]
So confusing (it’s hard, hard),
So confusing (I make them think up to the top)
So confusing (they wanna learn of what I teach)
Pn Chuahlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want ‘A’
Honey get some patience,
Maybe then you’ll be like me,
Don’t be lazy, lazy
Oh I‘ll make you busy,
It’s so funny, funny
It will make you crazy
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths) to the A, to the D, to the, to the, to the, Hit it Pn Chuah!

[Rap- Pn Chuah]
All the time I turn around, students gather round always looking at me and up looking at my (boaaarrd..)
I just wanna say it now – add maths isn’t really easy, dear class, don’t wanna take your ‘A’
And I know I’m coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating,
How add maths keep me seated,
But I’m trying to tell, that I can’t be treated like your friend,
Cause they say I’m..

[Hook 3]
Pn Chuahlicious
But I ain’t promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
Al the maths is fictitious
I love numbers (mwwwaaahh)
That put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to learn what I teach (teach, teach)

Plus, minus, divide, subtract
My hair stay vicious
I be in the saloon
Just working on my curls,
They’re my witness
I put them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to learn what I teach (plus, minus, divide, substract)

[Chorus]
So confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Pn Chuahlicious (ch-ch-ch-chuah, chuah, chuah, chuah)
It’s so confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So confusing (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Pn Chuahlicious ch-ch-ch-ch-ch(aye, aye, aye, aye)

C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H , to the, to the (plus, minus, divide, substract)
A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths) to the A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths)
To the A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths), to the A, to the D, to the, to the, to the (plus, minus, divide, substract)

C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H to the U-A-H-H, class I’m nasty
C to the H , to the, to the (plus, minus, divide, substract)
A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths) to the A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths)
To the A to the D to the D-M-A-T-H-S (add maths), to the A, to the D, to the, to the, to the

[ Thanks to 5 Setia for writing this lyrics]
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